The years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready.”
Helen Mirren (via vaneshing)
Oh, whew, I have all the way until 28 to work on this?
I usually go with “aaahhh oh my god there’s a dog it’s a dog it wants to be my best friend doooooooog” and then make noises that could be noises of joy or pain, no one can ever tell
No more children!”
— My mom when I spilled the martini she made me on the nice couch :(
Don’t* update your Amazon wishlist (which you send to your whole family for Christmas) when you are working on a bottle of wine alone