Right now I am at a point, emotionally, that if i don’t either

a) adopt a dog

or

b) get a tattoo

in the next 24 hours 

I will feel sad and weird*

*(continue to) feel sad and weird, that is?

badkidsjokes:

knock knock
whos there
i eat trash
i eat trash who
give me some money thats who

why are you laughing

rufflebutts:

shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway

:)

this one’s for you

hahahahahahhaa it’s funny because it’s oh god it’s not funny at all hahahahaha

(via feelings-with-brandy)

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

(via feelings-with-brandy)

sometimes you’re walking home alone from the bar and your head’s in a weird enough place as it is

and you see a man yelling across the street at a woman, telling her to cross the street and she says no, and then he yells that he can see her ass from here and it looks great

and everything swells up inside you and you know you’re going to take a stand, futile and dumb as it may be

so you yell GO FUCK YOURSELF, SHE SAID NO

and he informs you that the woman is his fiancée

but instead of realizing that he did sound like a creep and that you were just trying to stick up for what looked like a woman in trouble

he tells you that you and your fat ass need to fuck off and walk away

so that’s when you know that this is never going to get any better, it just isn’t