So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you’ve met someone from the Internet and they’ve turned out to be one of the best people to ever exist.
I’ve met LOADS of people from Internet land from all over the world, some of them are my best friends now!
My Dad thinks I’m a flipping idiot because I met my boyfriend online. I’m so tired of this shit. IT’S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF MEETING PEOPLE AND IT’S SO COOL THAT WE NOW HAVE THE CHANCE TO MEET PEOPLE WE NEVER WOULD HAVE MET BEFORE THE INTERNET. *bangs head against wall*
My actual real life ride or die best friend who will be the maid of honor at my wedding and is the reason I am friends with almost every single person I am currently friends with YOU KNOW NO BIG DEAL. she-hulk-smash
It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.
MY BEST FRIEND she-hulk-smash MADE THIS FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE SHE IS THE BEST. LOOK HOW HOT I AM!!!!
Mom: I don't know how you feel good right now.
Me: Mom, I'm going to tell you a little secret. I am still a little drunk.
Sometimes you’re at the beach and your friend asks you to spray sunscreen on his back and you do but it’s kinda windy and you don’t rub the sunscreen in and your friend ends up getting a giant sunburn
IN THE SHAPE OF AN ACTUAL DICK
and his girlfriend finds great mirth in this and sends pictures of the backdick to everyone and you feel bad because sunburns hurt so you bake him brownies and say
"sorry 4 ur backdick"
Sometimes that actually happens.
This ad banner pops up on a LOT of websites I visit and the number of times I have glanced at it and mistaken it for a burrito and subsequently gotten really hungry for a burrito is a higher number than I am proud of
NOW THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT THAT WOULD QUALIFY THIS YEAR AS THE FUTURRE
that person’s gonna feel dumb as hell when they force that ice cube in that full-ass bottle of water and shit spills all over the place
I’m glad that’s your first thought, mine was I bet you could use this as a cold dildo.
god I am friends with the weirdest, best humans